tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]
4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]
datassium:

finally
mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

image

83,434 notes - 25 August, 2014

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

369,127 notes - 25 August, 2014

a-riled-writer:

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

1,008,186 notes - 25 August, 2014

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

448,363 notes - 25 August, 2014